MISS GAY UNIVERSITY 2012     

Before anything else, lemme hear your big round of gayest applause…PERFECT! HAHA. Thank you so much for that! I can literally hear you not clapping! HAHA. Of course, you won’t just clap your hands there; your boy toy who is next to you right now (gorgeously naked) maybe thinks you are a gay freak! HAHA.

So last night, I graced Miss Gay University 2012. Oops, I wasn’t doing the gay thing alone; I was with my gayest bestfriend (OF COURSE), Miss China! She donned the creation of ever-talented Fuji Jimenez, carried her Alexander McQueen studded purse, and wore Macky Perez a.k.a. Lady Morgana’s hair & make-up! And guess what? My bitch bestfriend, whom I think you gonna love her gaying around, won the BEST DRESSED OF THE NIGHT!!!

How’s that? HAHA. I kid. I kid. I kid. IT WAS YOUR NUMBER 1 GAYEST BESTFRIEND!!!

The following 41 photos are NOT SAFE FOR WORK! BEWARE! NO, SERIOUSLY!!!

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JUSTJOVITZ ATTENDS MGU 2012     

The Knightingales Society of Davao will be hosting its annual gay beauty pageant tomorrow, 22^nd of September 2012 at 7pm at The Grand Cap Auditorium! YES! You heard it right! From candidates to production staff down to the organizing committee, all are bona fide students and alumni of Ateneo de Davao University. FABULOUS!

Okay fine. Don’t judge me now. YES! With my mama and papa’s consent, I joined Miss Gay University 2008 and ranked as one of the Top 10. How can I be your number 1 gayest bestfriend if I wasn’t able to join the most prestigious gay beauty pageant in town? HAHA.

Now, as being part of it way back in 2008, I will be gracing the show. Take note, gracing, not joining; as many of my gorgeous readers keep asking me whether will I be hosting or joining the show. Oh please, for Christ’s sake, I will be there neither to host nor to join BUT I will be wearing my evening stunning gown as the newly crowned Miss World 2012 – Miss China!

For tickets and reservations please click HERE.

Many of you are wondering for whose creation I will be strutting and whose magical talents in beauty of hair and make-up will I be wearing. For the record, I have been pondering on this how many times since I said “YES” to the main man, Jepoise Miedes, of the event. I chose the ever-multi-talented Fuji Jimenez to dress me up for the show. He already worked with Michael Cinco just recently during the Bench Universe. For the hair & make-up, I will be entrusting them all in the hands of Macky Perez a.k.a. Lady Morgana. This is me, this is justjovitz, unquestioning the talents of this new generation!

Last Monday, we already had our trial hair and make-up and there will be few changes since I really wanted to look-like the most beautiful Asian woman on earth BUT lo & behold to the evening gown I will be sporting, t’was so unbelievable! The pattern, the details, and the craftsmanship, all are truly exceptional. But oh boy, I gained weight and the gown wasn’t actually fitted me well. That’s the main reason why I am only having one cup of rice A DAY and cutting down my carbohydrates. It’s hard, really hard; accompanied by my curfew at 12 midnight and my ever-growing finger nails that needed to be polished tomorrow morning. Mind you, I am taking the most expensive hormonal female pills in town just to achieve the entire Asian woman look! KILL THIS BITCH!

Just only few hours away from the big night and my schedule rice meal will be due on Sunday. I am only taking oat meals, crackers, fruits, and candies! Lord, have mercy!

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SHOW! IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS SINCE I DRESSED UP LIKE A TRUE BEAUTY QUEEN!!!

See y’all, my gorgeous readers, tomorrow, 7pm at The Grand Cap Auditorium and temperatures will rise as DJVadim (Ukraine) will be playing the hottest music at Starr for the after-party!!!

Wear your best evening attires, Fashion Police will be at the deadly red-carpet entrance! HAHA.

Keep posted. I love y’all!

HAPPY FIFTH BLOGSARY     

YES! YES! YES! Today, we are thankfully celebrating our five months of having gay, gayer, and gayest moments of being together! OMG! It is beyond 150 days since you hailed me to your lappies, iPads, iTouch’s, tabs, desktops, phones, and even personal computers, but most importantly, welcoming me to your beautiful and gay life as your number 1 gayest bestfriend! CHEERS!

It is, indeed, very wholehearted and touching every time justjovitz gorgeous readers approach me anywhere around the city and happily tell me “Oh, I love your blog”, “I am one of your gorgeous readers”, “Oh, your blog is addicting”, “Your blog is now famous”, etc…please accept my warmest gratitude to all of you, my dear readers. After all, I wouldn’t be here without your unconditional love and support.

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CLEAN CUT     

The moment I touched down Land of Promise, I immediately paid a visit to Element’s Salon. My hair stylist ever not wanted to let my hair cut short as he doesn’t like seeing me comparable to a lesbian. HAHA. But as for me, throughout these past couple of months, you always see me having my infamous Asian bangs so; I decided to have much cleaner and shorter look.

ENJOY!!!

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MEET MY NEW PET     

Ladies and gays, and oh my gorgeous gentlemen, say hi to my new pet!

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YOU NEED A FASHION SHOWER     

I find myself singing and full of gaying by watching over and over again this music video by my beloved Anna dello Russo’s accessories collaboration with fashion dynamo H&M!

"Lesson number 1: Fashion is the declaration of your own freedom!" -AdR

So, HURRY UP! Submit a photo of yourself sporting your favourite accessories and use the hashtag #AdRMoreisMore. Click HERE to join the contest. GO, gorgeous!

The Anna dello Russo at H&M collection will be available in selected stores and online on 4th of October.

See y’all there!

Keep posted. I love y’all!

ZIPPING THE LINE     

I’m not gonna lie. I am the least Asian gay on earth who has a deep interest in sports. YES! Those effin gayest seasons when you spotted me wearing such sporty looks, t’was all nothing but a faux. HAHA. There are really times when I feel sporty and just ramp the look. I am totally not into sports! PERIOD.

Okay fine. I may give it a try or two but that’s it. Nothing more, nothing less.

BUT when I do sports and adventures, I GO EXTREME! HAHA. My experience of riding the 700 and 400 meter-ride of pure nature, zipline fun, and overlooking the well-known seven falls in Lake Sebu, South Cotabato, Philippines noted as the highest in South East Asia at stunning height of more than 600 feet was, indeed, incomparable!

Now, your number 1 gayest bestfriend continue spreading his arms wide open as he just rode Asia’s longest dual zipline at the record of 840 meter-ride with speeds up to 90 kph in Dahilayan Adventure Park! HAHA.

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DAHILAYAN ECO-ADVENTURE FOREST PARK     

Visiting Bukidnon won’t be that totally unforgettable without having fun, taking lunch at the gazebo with the cool breeze of pine trees, and riding all rides in Dahilayan! Located 4, 700 feet above sea level, ladies & gays, and sports-minded gentlemen, IT’S THE ULTIMATE SUMMER CAPITAL OF MINDANAO!!!

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WELCOME TO CAMP PHILLIPS BUKIDNON     

Everything you see from horizon to horizon of pineapple field is own by Del Monte! I tell you, IT’S DRAMATICALLY HUGE!!!

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ILLEGAL ASIAN GAY BLOGGER     

It is totally heart crashing that no matter how the world campaigns for an eco-friendly material and even promote ways how to love back nature in return as she provides anything that we are currently enjoying now, there are still people out there who keep their asses working in destroying our mother earth. Well, I may be the least person on earth who displays publicly true affection to our environment but I tell you, I am pro eco-friendly world!

Having said that, my trip to Tubay, Agusan del Norte was severely alarming! YES! Extreme destroying of our environment has taken place, name it – mining, illegal logging, etc…they have it!

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MEMOIRS FROM FASHION VOGUE NIGHT OUT 2012     

This year’s Vogue Fashion Night Out 2012 was totally incomparable!

ENJOY!!!

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FASHION VOGUE NIGHT OUT 2012     

Most beautiful streets of Paris were filled up with champagne bubbles, confetti, gorgeous individuals, black suits, smiles, etc…to celebrate the most chic night in fashion industry!

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TOUCHED DOWN     

Greetings from Land of Promise, Davao City! YES! I am finally back in my humble home town and indeed, there’s no really place like home. I SWEAR! I arrived early afternoon of yesterday, got a quick nap, attended Mama Mary’s Birthday Celebration by hearing holy mass, and graced the occasion by some good friends who threw a welcoming back party! HAHA. Fellow designers were there and great to see (again) Mr. Garimon Roferos, who is now the creative designer of The House of Michael Cinco and based from Dubai!

Anyhow, frequent travelling, to be honest, has some deleterious effects – my skin gets darker and darker, lost control at the kitchen by gaining more pounds, and my hair gets kinky! GROSS!

In other words, I AM BUT ONE BIG-FAT-UGLY-ASIAN-GAY!!!

After all, I am so glad to be back in town but after a 24-hour stay in the city, I am currently preparing myself and my clothes (again) for an out of town ‘fashion-client’ trip to Carmen!

WORK! WORK! WORK!

I have tons of stories of photos to share from my trips to all of you, gorgeous!

Keep posted. I love y’all!

NUESTRA SEÑORA de CANDELARIA CHURCH     

Don’t judge me now. Okay fine. I may seem so bitch and gay but I tell you, I am a religious person. It doesn’t mean that if you are as religious as Pope Benedict XVI, you already have to publicize it. I believe that being religious is something that both of you and your faith only know. Others may project so religious but deep inside, they are as crooked as a criminal. Some displays simple living but profoundly, their faith is as strong as the pillars in heaven. No one can judge how one neither lives nor executes his belief. All of us have our own beliefs and each of us should respect it regardless what religion or even cult you belong in.

Having said that, I was stunned by this church during my trip to Cabadbaran City the other day! How would you describe a thing that has the structure and built of a Spanish colonization yet modernized by flat screens televisions along the aisle and wide aerial speakers, huh? Well, I must say, it’s magnificent!

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HANGING BRIDGE     

It’s modern, it’s steel, it’s long, it’s blue, and it’s in Agusan del Norte! YES! The Blue Hanging Bridge located at Tubay is one of the prides of Agusan del Norte! It fascinates me every time I travel and encounter hanging bridges. I have been to Bohol’s infamous dual wooden hanging bridge and I thought it was scrotum-ish cracking by defying its gravity! HAHA. But lo and behold to Agusan’s long blue steel hanging bridge; I have never ever been to any places that have this kind of long and steel hanging bridge! I tell you, it’s more that scrotum-ish blowing!!!

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WELCOME TO AGUSAN del NORTE     

YES! I am hopping town over town! HAHA. Thank God for Cagayan de Oro City! Now, let's all have fun here at Agusan del Norte!

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GOLDEN COWRIE     

   

No matter how I usually crave for Thai and Italian cuisine, I always go back to my ‘ol good time favorite native gastronomy – Filipino Cuisine! T’was just perfect after paying a visit to the Archdiocesan Shrine of the Divine Mercy when I and the rest of the relatives feasted at Golden Cowrie!

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EL SALVADOR     

NOPE! It’s not the one where millions and millions of people come and enjoy the magnificent El Savador Statue at Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! For Jesus Christ sake, El Savadorians made me having goose bumps throughout my visitation period at their 50-foot Divine Mercy Statue overlooking Macajalar Bay and serves as a pilgrimage site for the devotees of the Divine Mercy and situated on 11.8 hectares! YES! PSB-Ulaliman, El Salvador of Misamis Oriental is, indeed, one of the nation’s prides.

The Archdiocesan Shrine of Divine Mercy was inaugurated last September 8, 2008 concurrent to the birthday of the Blessed Virgin Mary by Archbishop Antonio J. Ledesma, D.D. Sculpted by Mr. Nick Reyes (Professional Fee =  ₱250,000.00), Fine Arts Graduate in UP, is from Angeles City,Pampanga.

The halo of the 50-foot Divine Mercy Statue (costed  ₱22,000,000.00) is a stained glass. The blood and water which flowed out from the heart of Jesus are alternating  stained glass and tiles. At the heart is a hidden niche with a life-size-statue of Saint Sister Faustina. Engraved lettering that reads “JESUS I TRUST IN YOU” and a cascading water can be found at the base-foot. The healing chapel, rated   ₱5,000,000.00, is also found at the base of the Divine Mercy Statue. On one side is the little-larger-than-life statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary.

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HAPPY FIRST OF SEPTEMBER

     

I am literally hearing some Christmas songs as I am writing this to you, my gorgeous readers! “jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way…” Alright, enough. HAHA. I am totally having a blast staying here and enjoying everything that Cagayan de Oro has to offer! I LOVE CDO!

I have been seeing and greeting lots of relatives and family friends since the night we arrived here and that was 28^th of August and now, it’s SEPTEMBER! YES! I am welcoming my countdown to the birth of Jesus Christ here at CDO. It’s really a good feeling to finally see once more your ‘ol good time kinsfolks. That really good feeling that my granny’s sister’s death brought us into a grand reunion. Relatives from different lands come together to witness the burial of our beloved granny’s sister. It was more of an excitement, joy, and extreme happiness that finally granny’s sister is about to enter the Kingdom of Heaven (well, after purgatory, of course). Thus, it ended up with a celebration, congratulating granny’s sister that after her 76 years of existence she was able to live her life to the fullest by serving God and inspiring, us, her relatives to always make God, The Almighty as the center of our life!

We will miss you and we love you so much, Lola Vil!

On a brighter side, everyone was so delighted after the burial and as what one nun uttered, “We must rejoice because finally, she’s already at the Kingdom of Heaven”. So, t’wasn’t that hard to accept her passing; in fact, everyone’s really happy for Lola Vil! God is just so good all the time!

Now, guess what this Asian gay did after the burial? Lord, have mercy! I paid a visit to their infamous Limketkai Shopping Mall! KILL THIS BITCH!

Ladies & gays, and alright, gentlemen, Limketkai has SPRUCE!!!

Oh, I just hope it will hit Davao City’s growing economy really soon!

That’s all! And oh, let this Asian gay greet you first, MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Keep posted! I love y’all!